I am

• sorry.
• a brain in a bucket (a nice one but its planned obsolescence kind of sucks)
• trying really hard to do my best.
• connected to the Internet.
• thankful.
• not Japanese (and I don't speak Japanese) but I have to say this:
  優しさにはいつも感謝してる
  だから強くなりたい 進む為に
• a pseudonym, I don't want to link my real name with my procrastination and stupid questions. Previous points ease the solution verification for anyone who may have know it. There are not many brains in buckets out there, or so I've been told.